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theonion:

Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past Orders Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger Toaster
sherlockholmes:

This is my favourite headline maybe ever

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via boyhoodbraveryyy)

groovywhitekid:

great

(Source: its-always-funny, via elairc)

theonion:

Report: 58% Of World’s Japanese Speakers White 23-Year-Old American Males

A look back at some of the best “Jesus Christ Jesse” faces from Breaking Bad.

(Source: alexleefitz, via ckvk)

theonion:

Michelle Obama Introduces Exercise Program To Combat Obesity In Professional Baseball Players